Welcome To Cape Town

Welcome to Cape Town Where we don't arrest Homeless People, we 'hand them over to the Courts' Where being instructed on how to deal with 'noise' you can use The Athaan as an example of how The City can penalize 'offenders', but you're not 'putting restrictions on it' Where you can literally be found guilty of misinformation for making it sound like a well-known male Coloured person is corrupt and that he supports another well-known female Coloured person because he admires how corrupt she is, and when you're bust for it, call it a 'spoof' Where the reason the DA is in power we are led to believe is not because a whole lot of White people vote for them, no - it's because of The Coloureds, so it's kinda hypocritical of them to complain if they don't like how it's 'best-run' Welcome to Cape Town, where they still haven't handed over the handful of houses to Returnees in District Six that they have been attempting to since the beginning of the year, but haven't because clearly 'there must be something about the Coloureds, again' - no other explanations being forthcoming Welcome to Cape Town, where Amazon is digging up Land Sacred to Indigenous People with the same sense of accomplishment as the destruction of District Six. Welcome to Cape Town - where it's infinitely better to be 'colour-blind', that works Welcome to Cape Town